Supernatural dumb ways to die

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Supernatural Dumb Ways To Die 

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Set your Archangel brother on fire
Poke a hellhound with your burning desire
Eat tacos that’s out of date
Use your private parts as Leviathan bait

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-ha-ha-ie
So many dumb ways to die

Use your taser in a puddle
Get your knives all in a muddle
Make a deal and sell your soul
Provoke an angel who’s a giant asshole

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-ha-ha-ie
So many dumb ways to die

Let a rattlesnake on your lap
Give a demon holy water from the tap
Trust an angel possessing you
If you’re lucky then he’ll even kill the prophet too

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-ha-ha-ie
So many dumb ways to die

Knifed while tweeting in your car
Attacked by angels in a bar
Go camping with a wendigo
"Hey, these boys are the Winchesters, you know!"

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-ha-ha-ie
So many dumb ways to die

Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Disturb a nest of vamps for no good reason
Stand around the edge of Lucifer’s cage
Lose a bet and add fifty years to your age
Live in a town with Croatoan virus
They may not rhyme, but they’re quite possibly the

Dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to die
Dumb ways to di-ha-ha-ie
So many dumb,
So many dumb ways to die.